"What happened to bros before...women?" - Mom

"What happened to bros before...women?" - Mom

Essentially just really cool stuff.

pika-p1kachu:

holy crap this is amazing.

3,259 notes - 28 May, 2012

blackbruise:

‘please do not expand the list by killing people.’

"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw."

-no one ever (via 12lala24)

(Source: zahrabahrabobara)

20,008 notes - 28 May, 2012